Was found dead at his home today. He was 50. I'm gonna miss his over-the-top selling style.

The Humane Society Walk for Animals was today. Raised a total of $710 for it, spent half an hour trying to register, ended up walking half of the walk itself trying to find the registration area. Turns out there were around 7,000 people there this time.

On another note, today was the new Imperial Guard release, and now I must leave to start assembling my new Valkyrie. Don't expect to see me for a while.

And according to my ACT results, I am. Assuming that the grading computer didn't have a virus, I'm in the top 20% of the entire nation for ACT scoring. You'd think they'd make sure the machine was working properly before feeding someone's test sheet in.

Ok, at this point, who else would be willing to charge the AIG executives with treason?
Somebody on NPR (don't remember if it was a caller or one of the hosts) suggested that they take the Japanese way out; go out in some public place, apologize for about an hour, then commit suicide.

Well, after a craptacular first semester in school, this time around things should be easier. Although, since we have the standard teacher switch for the year-long courses, we go through the usual teacher-learning-our-names routine.
This time, my new American Literature teacher, who is a new teacher at the school, was having us say our full names and say two facts about ourselves. For the vast majority of the class it was "I play [insert sport here] and like to hang out with my friends." The handful of rednecks would say "I liking hunting/fishing and driving my truck." My response? (total deadpan, by the way)
"I'm Cullin Gardner; I'm really lazy, and I know more about explosives than the government is comfortable with." Cue the entire room cracking up and the teacher trying to figure out if I was serious or not (I was).